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ARCHIVE - December, 2006

Update 12/24/06: REVISITING HISTORY: ANIME USA 2006

    I originally started writing this a couple weeks ago. However, since I didn't get back to it, it never got posted. I don't feel up to finishing it right now, but I figure I'll at least get the portion I did write up so that I can finish it at work. Unfortunately, it's also not a full report like so many people have been asking for. It's more just a straight description of what happened at the con. There was no drama, so if you're looking for drama, you'll be disappointed. Anyway, here's part 1. Keep in mind it was written a couple weeks ago, in case that matters.

    Anime USA is generally my favorite anime convention of the ones I go to. In some respects (stress) it would be better if I wasn't on staff. Fortunately this year I stepped down from the board of directors, gave up my director position and my publications, and only did signs and forum administration. I don't mind the forum part. It gives me something to do at work. The signs can be a bit stressful, especially when it's 11:00pm the night before the con and you realize that Kinko's didn't print all the files on the CD you gave them, which means you're going to be up until 4am tonight and have to get up and back to the convention by 10am. Yay, fun!

    Yeah, I'm not writing a full report. I tried to write a full report for... some convention some time ago, but it didn't work out. Nothing I wrote was funny. I try to write humorous reports, but that one was dead dry after about 4 pages. So, I stopped writing it until I felt I could write something better. So far, I've made no progress. So, I'm just writing these short reports until such a time I feel I can do the good ones again.

    So, Friday until about 3:00pm saw me running around frantically putting up signs. I even enlisted Amber and a random gopher who didn't have anything else to do (if you were that gopher, please email me) to go put up some of the signs for me. I got all the necessary signs up in time, and then I went around putting up the directional signs. While I was running around, I saw a really cute girl who also seemed to be running around. We passed so often that we eventually got to talking, although each time only briefly. I saw her again later in Con Ops talking with Christian. It looked like he was briefing her on something. I said hi to her. Christian then said "Don't talk to that guy. He's bad news." I think she smiled at me when he said that. Funny, I think Christian achieved the opposite effect he was going for there. I replied with "What, is she your sister?" The misheard words aren't all that amusing, but ultimately, she was his assistant at the con. Ah, if only I were to have such a beautiful assistant at the con. Unfortunately, the only time I saw her after that was coming out of the dance. At least, I think it was her. It was at some distance. She said hi to me, but seemed to be getting ushered away by two guys. I don't know which night that was, but I'm guessing Saturday night because I remember the guys wearing masks, and that was the theme of saturday night's dance.

    Yeah, so there were two dances. Friday was the "rave" dance. Please note that the term "rave" is used very loosely here. Were a machine held together by screws so loose, it would be in pieces. You see, a rave is a dance party that lasts till dawn. The "raves" at anime conventions usually are a dance at an anime convention (which could be construed as a party, but then it's just a dance at a party, and still not a dance party), and they typically end around 2:00am, a far cry from dawn. Anyway, the Saturday dance was called a "masquerade dance". The idea here was that people would dance in costume, or wear a mask, or excessive make-up. Some people cried bloody murder about this decision, but Saturday night, it seemed like everyone was really psyched about the idea. Even some of those who proclaimed a boycott were in attendance. Ah, irony.

    Much of my time at Anime USA was spent wandering around, meeting with people I already knew, but not really hanging out with anyone for any length of time. I'm never really satisfied at a con until I've seen everyone I know who's there, which pretty much never happens anymore. I didn't meet too many new people, and those I did meet I was only with briefly.

    The other cute staffer I met was a girl named Corrine, whose name may or may not be spelled correctly here. She was working security staff, as she discovered when I looked her up on the printed staff list. I did see her again, but being the fool that I am, I didn't get any contact info from here. You ever have one of those feelings where you know you're supposed to do something but you can't think of what? I have them often. I don't even bother kicking myself later anymore. It took a long time, but I just accepted that it's something that's going to happen often. So, I didn't hook up at the con.

    Many times over the course of Friday, I saw Monique and her group of friends, sans Roberto. Last year at Anime USA I met this guy named Roberto who was pretty cool and we were hanging out for a while. He had a group of friends with him, and Monique was a part of that group. This year, I pretty much just saw that group of his friends, and only very briefly saw Roberto. I saw him at Katsucon, too, but he was sick. Apparently, he got sick again for Anime USA. I hope this isn't a running theme for him. But to return from my digression, at some point Monique announced to me that she's my stalker. Funny, here I was thinking I was flirting with her, and apparently she's been cyberstalking me for the past year. I use the term "cyberstalking" about as loosely as I used "rave" earlier. Her idea of stalkng differs greatly from mine. For her, it was lurking on the Anime USA forums and also reading the posts on my website. Now, I'm no expert, but last I checked, stalking far exceeded such efforts, such as things like sorting through my trash and randomly appearing naked in my bed one night... okay, maybe not that latter one. Hey, I can dream, can't I? So, yeah, I've been talking to her online since then. It's really a shame that's she's a minor. I always seem to attract jailbait. She seems to be rather proud of being jailbait.

    Well, that's it for part 1. Look for part 2 later on. There will likely be 3 parts.


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