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ARCHIVE - October, 2007

Update 10/30/07 : THE CAKE IS A LIE

    Now that half the country's already played it, last night I got my hands on Portal. I finished it last night, too. It's a pretty short game initially, but then there's the advanced levels I haven't gotten to. The "campaign", if you can call it that, is short, but then the individual levels of said campaign are replayable with changes. Those are the advanced levels. I think there's some extra levels that weren't part of the campaign, but I haven't given them a try yet.

    So while Half-Life 2 Episode 2 and Team Fortress 2 are both included in The Orange Box, it seems that Portal is making the most buzz. Why is that? Well, the game has innovative, mostly non-violent gameplay. You don't have a weapon, you have a gun that opens portals. You don't really have any enemies to defeat until the very end. It's essentially a first person shooter that replaces malicious enemies with intricate puzzles. They're not gay puzzles like in Myst or something where the puzzles aren't actually relevant to the game, though. They're puzzles that make use of the physics engine of Half Life 2, and the whole portal opening idea. Aside from the gameplay, however, the game has incredible style, and a running sense of humor. All throughout the game, this AI system is guiding you through making remarks that are quite humorous. You may have heard some of the phrases, such as "Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test." And then, there's the song at the end, which seems to be quite catchy.

    Unlike Half Life 2 itself, Portal has an appeal to women. Chicks dig the Portal. More and more these days games are appealing to women. World of Warcraft achieved this through easy to understand and control gameplay on top of cartoonish graphics (unlike the typical 3D MMORPG which goes for gritty realism). Then there's games like Katamari Damacy which are completely non-threatening in both gameplay and graphical styling. While Portal doesn't have cute graphics (aside from the hearts on the "Weighted Companion Cube"), it does have other elements that increase the feminine appeal. The humorous lines, for instance. Actually, I think the humor element is a large part of the viral marketing this game is getting. That, and the promise of cake.

    The cake is a lie, though.

    Today I learned about the game's predecessor, Narbacular Drop. Apparently, Valve hired the people who made it to make Portal. Narbacular Drop is a free game available for download here. I haven't tried it yet, but I don't recommend waiting on me to try it out yourself.


Update 10/23/07 : PART OF THE RUSH

    Back in 1996, Alex Lifeson of Rush put out a solo album titled Victor. About a month ago, I found out about this. I'm a pretty big Rush fan, but not so big that I know every facet of the band. I knew Geddy Lee had put out a solo album, which I also have in my posession, so one day I decided to check and see if any of the other members of the band had, and I thusly found Victor. It seems that Neil Peart has yet to make a solo album. It's probably because he doesn't consider himself a musical composer short of his famed drum solo he does every concert, and instead writes the lyrics for the band.

    Victor is a pretty good album, actually. I guess that can kind of be expected. I don't really care for the song with the two crones badmouthing their men, but only because of the two crones badmouthing their men. I know that's the joke, but I just hate listening to their voices. The title track, Victor, is more of a story than a song, and the musical styling is not very interesting. For the most part, the album doesn't sound like a Rush album, which is probably why it's a solo album, but it still a good listen.


Update 10/15/07 : CONFECTIONARY PHILOSOPHY
Update 10/2/07 :
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