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ARCHIVE - December, 2007

Update 12/31/07 : USA VS. ANIME
Update 12/26/07 : YAY, MOVIES!

    Okay, so I've seen a few movies lately, old and new, and I'd like to give brief reviews of each of them now.

    The Golden Compass - It's a fantasy tale in a world that is similar to our own but different in many ways. It follows the idea of that whole parallel realities thing. The story follows a young girl who basically has a divining device. The story isn't actually about the girl, though. It's about a complex political plot that I can't really explain without spoiling the movie. If you've seen it, then you already know what it is.

    The movie was entertaining. It didn't have any noteworthy flaws, although I've heard many people criticize it for not having an ending. I guess they don't realize it's the first part of a series. It's fairly evident that it's "to be continued" at the end of the first movie. The special effects are good, although the CG is noticeable (not as much as in most other movies that use it, though). It's also very scenic, and I don't mean in a Peter Jackson "here's another shot of a mountain" way. A lot of the scenery was created in CG, so it's all very pretty. It's a movie worth seeing in the theater.

    Beowulf - I saw it in 3D, and it's really worth seeing in the theater in 3D just for the experience. In the regular theater, there's a limit to how much stuff can jump off the screen at you, because there's that bounding box called "the screen". While watching Beowulf in 3D, you really notice how small the screen in your local theater is. And you always thought it was so big. The story and CG are both decent, and it's probably worth seeing just for them, but if you can see it in 3D... I mean, when was the last time you saw a movie in 3D? If it shows on an IMAX theater near me, I'm going to see it again.

    Death Proof - Last night I watched one of the Grindhouse movies. This was easily Quentin Tarantino's worst film. Basically, it consisted of two acts, each unrelated to the other, and each consisting of story arcs that neither went anywhere nor were connected in any way other than the characters in them. Much of it is really just pointless. The conversations they have aren't even thought-provoking. Aside from the hot girls and action scenes it was a pretty dull movie, and I'm the kind of guy who goes for dialogue movies. It just didn't have much of anything going for it. It's like he had an idea for a movie, but didn't know how to make 2 hours out of it.

    Stardust - This is a romantic fantasy adventure. It's got the whole "portal from our world into a fantasy world" cliche, but unlike most films that use that plot device, it doesn't show off its world like it's such a great thing. The characters that go from our world into the fantasy world don't act bewildered by the sights they're seeing. They really treat it like it's normal to them. I find that to be a redeeming quality of the movie. I've had enough of the ooh's and ah's from such fantasy films, where the director really wants to show off this fantasy world he's created in a manner that abuses the characters' intellects.

    I don't want to get into the plot of the movie so much, as that's a lot of the fun of the movie. It is indeed a fun and entertaining movie to watch. The characters are amusing to a degree, but you're not really going to fall in love with any of them. There's no annoying side characters. There's no child characters. There are suprisingly humorous moments. Most of the movie could be described as "cute" in regards to occurances, not so much appearances. It's always cute when the star is glowing. I don't know about those of you who have seen it already, but every time she glowed, I just thought "She got laid." Yeah, I know she didn't, but why else would a woman glow?

    Marie Antoinette - I admit, I haven't finished watching this one. Right from the opening credits, this movie didn't sit well with me. It has a very 12-year-old-girl style and feel to the opening credits. It's also got poppy alternative music, which really contrasts an 18th century setting. I like Kirsten Dunst because she's cute, but I could've more easily bought her as a southern-California cheerleader than Marie Antoinette in this movie. Well, that was the accent she spoke with. I noticed that nobody spoke with an appropriate accent, actually. They're French, they shouldn't be speaking with an English accent. I could deal alright if everyone just had American accents because at least then you'd know they weren't trying in that department. After about a half-hour of feeling awkward wathcing the movie, I had to give it a break. It's too bad, really. The other Sofia Coppola movie I saw, Lost in Translation, I really liked. Oh well.

    Well, that's all for this run. I'm going to be watching some more movies soon, so I'll have some more reviews up eventually.


Update 12/21/07 : I AM LEGEND

    I saw I Am Legend last night. The movie was based off a 1954 book of the same name. While it's the only movie adaptation of the book to bear its name, it apparently seems to be more based off the second movie adaptation than it is off the book itself. Also, there were a number of changes made, including updating it to take place in a modern setting. The story in the book takes place in the 1970's, and the movie takes place in 2009-2012. It's not a surprising change, really. It only makes sense to update it to be more current.

    The time change isn't the only change. For one, the vampires in the movie aren't "vampires" anymore. They're just diseased humans who posess vampire-like traits. Neville (the main character) doesn't use garlic, crosses, or wooden stakes to ward them off in the movie like he does in the book. Instead, he uses more practical means, like automatic weapons and bombs. The diseased humans, called "dark seekers" in the movie, are, however, hurt by sunlight. It's not specifically sunlight, though, it's the UV radiation. Another difference is that in the book, he hunts vampires, while in the movie he does not. The major differnece between the two is the ending, and how the story got its name.

    Well, I could go on about the differences, but you probably haven't read the book, so it won't matter much to you. Actually, I haven't read it either, I just read the Wikipedia article I linked to above. So, instead of a comparison, I'm not going to write a proper review as if it was an original movie.

    I Am Legend is about a man who is living alone in New York City. When I say he's alone, I don't mean he's a single male living in New York City. I mean, there's nobody else in New York City. Everyone died. You only get to see New York City, but presumably most everyone in the world is also dead. A virus that was meant to cure cancer ended up killing off 90% of humanity. Less than 1% of humanity was immune, and the other 9% ended up turning into vampire-like mutants who killed and ate most of the 1% who were immune. How many survivors there are is unknown, but Robert Neville is managing just fine. He's got a dog and a schedule he sticks to. He also hasn't seen another normal human in 3 years, when the virus hit big.

    One of the things I like about the movie is how, within the first 2 minutes of the movie, you're in post-apocalyptic New York. They don't do the typical dull back-story that nobody really cares about. There is a back story, but it's mostly glossed over in speech and flashbacks. You get what you need, and that's all. Almost the entirity of the movie is Robert Neville surviving in New York City, and trying to find a cure so he can fix the people who became "dark seekers".

    The movie is not fast-paced, but it's not slow, either. Also, it's not a horror film. It spends little time dealing with the dark stalkers, and gives a good amount of time to the many other aspects of the story and the character of Robert Neville. It's not filled with creepy moments, and they don't take cheap shots at the audience with "startle" effects. I always hate those. So many filmmakers think that startling and scaring are the same thing, and they're really not. That aside, it's not a scary movie. It doesn't try to be, either. I don't know if the marketing people tried to make it seem like it was, but I didn't really know anything about the movie until I saw it. It has Will Smith in it, and he hasn't let me down yet, so if his name's in the credits, chances are good that I'm going to see it.

    The main verdict here is that the movie is good and worth seeing. It's not an effects movie, so don't worry about missing it in the theater. I liked seeing it in the theater except for the guy sitting in the row in front of me who kept text-messaging on his phone until I told him to stop. Seriously, if you're near the front row, don't keep opening your phone. There's people behind you who can see that. I asked him nicely, though, and he didn't open it again. I was glad, because I didn't feel like getting nasty. All things considered, provided you have a decent setup at home to watch the movie, it would be just as enjoyable viewed at home as it would be at the theater.

    That's it. I'm done. I don't think I'd make a good professional movie critic, anyway.


Update 12/07/07 : ERGONOMY?
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